*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering
Pikachu hot cakes! ✿
19 Tips For Fighting Like a Girl. You say that like it’s a bad thing!
SCREAMING WTH JOY
YESSSS I love these!!!
or you can just slam their head with a refrigerator door
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.
Fucking hell yes
I need them all.
windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"