shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

fuckyeah1990s:

Pikachu hot cakes! 

itsleightaylor:

emsfitjourney:

pilateswytch:

buzzfeedgeeky:

19 Tips For Fighting Like a Girl. You say that like it’s a bad thing!

SCREAMING WTH JOY

YESSSS I love these!!!

or you can just slam their head with a refrigerator door

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

image

so i called him and

image

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

commandereyebrows:

hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

t

satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

image

Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

A



gay-of-demonic-charm:

cvstard:

brickiewang:

broderrickstrider:

make this go fucking viral

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I CANT FUCKING EVEN

MAAAIIII ANACONDA DUNTTT

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

image

"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

image

"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

image

"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

image